P.S.

Dear FC

I’ve been meaning to call you back and retract my invitation for drinks. For some reason, I had the impression that you might possibly have some interest in me. However, the SP grapevine, in all its accuracy, has provided me with some interesting little tidbits of information I was not aware of.

It seem like every single woman over a certain age has at one time made the moves on you with spectacularly little success. You must have very strict policies regarding dipping your wick in the company inkwell. One might well speculate as to the reasons for that, and believe you me, people do speculate. The prospect of you being a wee bit light in the loafers has come up more than once. Regardless of the cause, you might consider the wiseness of revving up all these women with no intention of following through. It’s nice to be friendly but you go a bit beyond friendly.

Rumours are also bouncing around suggesting you might imminently be getting married! Who knew? This might be a topic to throw into your casual lunch dates just to set the chicklets straight, don’t you think??

Anyway, congratulation and best wishes on your gay marriage. I’m sure you’ll be oh so happy whatever path you choose.