Today warrants a blog post, fueled by hormones and people's general stupidity.
Just because I'm a knitter it doesn't mean I'm old. I just am old. Ditto on being a dork.
Just because I'm a knitter it doesn't mean I'm going to be ultra patient waiting 6 months for you to ship me something. I pay for it, I want it.
Just because I'm a knitter it doesn't mean I'm willing to knit acrylic crap for the love of it.
Just because I'm a knitter it doesn't mean I'm going to knit you stuff.
Just because I'm a knitter it doesn't mean I'm psychic and can divine what was in the mind of the arithmetically-challenged crack whore who wrote that pattern, abusing cut and paste like it was crystal meth.
Just because I'm a knitter it doesn't mean you can not return my phone calls about said acrylic piece of crap and it's delusional pattern.
Just because I'm a knitter it doesn't mean I have lots of free time.
Just because I'm a knitter it doesn't mean I'm patient.
Just because I'm a knitter and you're a knitter it doesn't mean that we have to like each other.
Just because I'm a knitter it doesn't mean I have to love everything I knit.
Just because I'm a knitter it doesn't mean I have to look good in the things I knit.
Just because I'm a knitter it doesn't mean I have to want to knit all the time. I sew too, you know.
Now back to our regularly scheduled radio silence.
2 comments:
Don't forget, just because, i'm a knitter, doesn't mean i ain't taking some good drugs to deal with said problems above.
Hope to see you tomorrow at the purl.
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i like this post quite alot.
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