Ah spring. The turtles are out at Riverdale farm
As are the monkeys
Spring also seems to have brought out the critters from the online dating woodwork. The new code word for the day is "self-employed". By throwing this out, you no longer have to make a commitment until the last moment, keeping your options open. God forbid you set up a date with Suzy and then along comes Cindy, who seems much hotter and easier. This saves you the akwardness of cancelling with loser Suzy to bone Cindy. Brilliant! Add this to "average" as a classic.
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