Thursday, March 6, 2008

Better

A card.

Dear T,

You are cordially invited to go out with me.

_ Yes - RSVP the famous #: 867-5309

_ No - Email me a simple "no". Please put me out of my misery at your earliest convenience so the wound licking can begin and I can master my skills of avoidance.

Sincerely,

Lulu

Printed in classic font on a mildly humorous card. I'm thinking one of those 1950's pics...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

NO. Not better. Just as bad.
That is all.