My fucking universes are colliding. Why does this happen to me? OK, I am REALLY good at finding out information about people, but it's my job! It's what I do. It only sort of counts as stalking...
So it turns out dude grew up with my friend Barb that I went to university with, one of my BEST friends. She knew him well enough to ask "did he remember me?" No, it gets better. *I* (OK, we) WENT TO UNIVERSITY WITH HIM. He lived in residence. He was a fucking FLOOR REP. (SO not my kind of guy. I was more the resident dork.)
This is just weird. Is there any possible way i can just drop this nugget into the conversation? Yeah, I didn't think so.
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and did you buy a lottery ticket?
Ah...no.
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